(RVCA spellbound dress, Kate Spade socks)

Last week I was lounging in a king size bed at the Parker Palm Springs. This week I’m baking cakes and casseroles in an effort to distract myself from “looking-at-my-phone-to-see-if-my-agents-are-calling-to-tell-me-I- go- the-part.” If you are thinking of becoming an actor let me assure you that this sort of crazy behavior NEVER gets you the gig. If you really want a job the best thing to do after the callback would be to drop your cell phone in the nearest trash receptacle, head immediately to whatever sort of underground community exists in your area and tell them you would like to join. Yes, you are willing to never see your friends or your family again. Then that evening when you are dining on rat meat leftovers and sporting a trash bag like your new friends Slerg and Merg you’ll be super surprised to see your agent climbing down into the sewer to pull the rat bone out of your mouth and tell you that “you booked it!” Ugh, take me back to vacation time. This RVCA dress is a keeper. The only downside – it’s a little sheer on top so pair with a cute bra or make sure your hair is long.