SWEATER SEASON

Last week I was sent this new case from SONIX and I was so excited because the palm trees were 1000x more visually appealing than the comically large Otter Box I’ve had on my I-Phone 5 since I bought it. But there was a problem, try as I might I could not get that Otter Box off my phone. It seemed like a great time to head to the AT&T store and rectify another issue: for the last six months I could not figure out why my phone was not beeping or making any noise whatsoever when I got a text or when a call came in. Well Carlos (names have been changed*) took one look at that filthy Otter Box screen and informed me that I had my phone on moon mode aka sleep for the last six months. Apparently men really do like dumb girls because after a few giggles over what a ditz I am Carlos gave me his card just in case I ever need to switch up my home internet provider.

And you see I have finally gotten in the fall spirit and am wearing this great sweater from Forever 21 and pony hair boots. This outfit is so comfy and a testament to the belief that if it worked today, it will work tomorrow which is the chicest way ever of saying “please don’t judge when you see me in this same outfit again.”