“I’m not a panty ho

I’m just a panty flo
Flo-rida
Flo-rida”
That’s my freestyle rap song about pantyhose.
Or just plain hose as my grandmother liked to call them.
I used to fantasize about making a cameo in a rap video.
It only took me twenty five years to realize that no matter how successful I became that probably wasn’t going to happen.
Or shouldn’t happen.
Either way we can all agree that growing up is hard to do. 

This particularly brisk afternoon had me throwing on a pair of hose which led me to wonder why they get such a bad rap?
I mean…they’re kind of awesome.
Tights that look like skin?
Sign me up.
I even wore some to improv practice just daring one of my teammates to say something. No one did.  
What do you think? Would you ever wear pantyhose in public?

Are they not as big a fashion faux pas as I thought?
More importantly, did you also dream of making a cameo in a rap video when you were younger? Which artist?

xx,