YOU’RE THE CAT WHO ATE THE CANARY

YOU’RE CLOWNIN’ AND KRUMPIN’

YOU’RE A BIG CAT

AN OFFICER IS INAPPROPRIATELY FRISKING YOU

YOU JUST STEPPED IN POO-POO

YOU ARE A STEWARDESS
(GAP blouse, Charlotte Ronson skirt, Dolce Vita booties)
In this, the most miserable of New York Winters, one must be creative when one is forced to take pictures indoors. Don’t worry. I’m headed to Cali on Sunday and will once again have beautiful scenery in my shots. Not that NY Winter isn’t beautiful, it is, in it’s own way. I just don’t want to be outside for longer than five seconds at a time. If you have a bad ass piece like a leather lace up skirt try pairing it with something super girly like this sheer floral blouse. Add tights and ankle booties and you are ready to roll almost anywhere.